| Not dead, just lazy | (Tuesday June 03rd, 2003 | 00:41) |
        Mr. Modern Living has started doing his thing again. It's called 'NAILS' this time, and it fills my desperate need for happy-melancholy surreality on the web.

Quizzes can be fun:

    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the
    brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without
    torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find
    rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many
    shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors,
    unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share
    company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no
    punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

      Interesting, though not exactly surprising. I was almost a heretic, but was apparently too apathetic to actually make it into the City of Dis.

Two other amusing quizes:
    What Mideval Torture Device Are You? [Heretic's Fork]
    What Type of Villan Are You? [Despondent Villan]